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Recently, Facebookers have been using different drinks in their status as "code" for their relationship status. Here's what they mean:
Red Bull: I'm a woman in a relationship
champagne: I'm an engaged woman
vodka: I'm engaged, but yeah, I'll probably do you once I'm wasted
beer: I'm a married woman
sprite: I'm a woman who can't seem to find the right man
moonshine: I'm a woman who once had sex with a bear because initially I thought he was a very muscular man with a very unfortunate glandular disorder
maple syrup:and I'd do it again in a second!
whiskey: I'm a single woman with friends who won't stop partying
vermouth: I'm a woman who parties so hard that I once miscarried and the fetus that came out was holding a beer bong
liquor: I'm a woman who wishes she was single
spirits: I'm a woman who wishes she was dead
gin: I'm a woman who wants to get married
bourbon: Please don't touch me. I am married to the sea
tequila: I'm a single woman
mescal: My friends think I'm a single woman, but I'm actually a large stack of box turtles in an ingenious disguise
cough syrup:and all the turtles that I am are already engaged
rum: I'm a "touch-and-go" woman
cocktails: I'm a woman who's never looked at my genitals because it's dirty "down there"