Saturday, December 31, 2011

A year to cherish


2011: A year to cherish…
The year was short, crisp, tangible, and achievable. We made World cup…wow… to Dhoni & his team. Heartfelt thanks for an opportunity to step into the city which never sleeps. To catch running train is not faster than running in marathon. ‘Columbiana’ crossed the territory…all of we have a ‘blind side’. And sometime, ‘devil wears prada’. Dhunki followed by d.k bose, choo mantar, chammak challo, o la la, adat se majboor. World is grooving with the victory of Kolavari…W h y t h I s k o l a v a r i k o l a v a r I k o l a v a r I d…r h y t h m c o r r e c t?…w h I t e s k I n g i r l a g I r l a…g I r l a h e a r t a b l a c k a…w h I t a b a c k g r o u n d n I g h t a n I g h t a…n I g h t a c o l o r a b l a c k a… …p a p a n p a p a n p a p a…e y e s e y e s m e e t u m e e t u…w h y f u t u r e d a r k a… t u n e c h a n g e a…o n l y e n g l I s h…to quote, ‘Dhanush is the aamir of south’ - A.R Rahman! ‘Hatke’ things are always hit!
We might fall in love with dhobi if he/she is eye candy. Delhi Belly to Rockstar, ZNMD to TGIYB J…Missed out Ra1 & Don2 L …We all have a belief on our Dharma! Big salute to Jobs & his job! To quote one of eminent politos, ‘Anna did not discover corruption’. To the people who open & closes their eyes with the color red & green, sensex can’t have sex with market all the time, neither it can be sensed. Turmoil & turn on is unpredictable.
We might not have a rosy life all through…
Two big fat wedding…william & kate, pia & anirban. My one & only sis, though ‘kanyadan’…tough word, don’t understand the meaning of it! The best looking couple of our fly…long way to go…
Relive the year!!!

Friday, February 18, 2011

Suitable Title


Recently, Facebookers have been using different drinks in their status as "code" for their relationship status. Here's what they mean:


Red Bull: I'm a woman in a relationship
champagne: I'm an engaged woman
vodka: I'm engaged, but yeah, I'll probably do you once I'm wasted
beer: I'm a married woman
sprite: I'm a woman who can't seem to find the right man
moonshine: I'm a woman who once had sex with a bear because initially I thought he was a very muscular man with a very unfortunate glandular disorder
maple syrup:and I'd do it again in a second!
whiskey: I'm a single woman with friends who won't stop partying
vermouth: I'm a woman who parties so hard that I once miscarried and the fetus that came out was holding a beer bong
liquor: I'm a woman who wishes she was single
spirits: I'm a woman who wishes she was dead
gin: I'm a woman who wants to get married
bourbon: Please don't touch me. I am married to the sea
tequila: I'm a single woman
mescal: My friends think I'm a single woman, but I'm actually a large stack of box turtles in an ingenious disguise
cough syrup:and all the turtles that I am are already engaged
rum: I'm a "touch-and-go" woman
cocktails: I'm a woman who's never looked at my genitals because it's dirty "down there"